Deerparkwater

As a fan of staying healthy, I drink a lot of water. About 150 ounces a day, and that's not even exaggerating. If I were going to do that, I'd say I was attractive or ugly because that would still be an improvement! Hey, I can't help it, my parents lived through the 60s...

But Deer Park sells some pretty tasty spring water, and I've had a lot of spring water in my days. I would actually go as far as saying that personally, I like this water more than Fiji spring water, and I used to live in Fiji. I had a pet coconut crab and everything. Arnold... I wonder what ever happened to that little guy?

So have yourself a bottle of crisp spring water and toast to Arnold, wherever he may be.