I was born at an early age and have not quite died yet. I remain lovely to this day.
My reviews are short, brutal and honest.
My thighs are milky-white.
I hate conmen, poseurs and fools. I try to help people who cannot spell or punctuate.
I am an unapologetic, sarcastic bitch on legs for which you'd fight Hades' demons to get the chance to stroke.
And boobs that could suffocate a careless lad.
